This morning, Mike and I had one of those "which would you rather be, a vampire or a zombie?" discussions that tend to happen before either of you have had enough coffee. Mike thinks that being a vampire sounds too difficult, what with the allergy to sunlight, undead politics and the dandified emo wardrobe requirements.
"I mean, being a zombie is simple - just shuffle around, moan and eat human brains."
I smirked and said, "Well, then, you'd be a natural...that's two thirds of what you do now."
He made a face at me and muttered under his breath. "Bah. I don't moan."