This morning, Mike and I had one of those "which would you rather be, a vampire or a zombie?" discussions that tend to happen before either of you have had enough coffee. Mike thinks that being a vampire sounds too difficult, what with the allergy to sunlight, undead politics and the dandified emo wardrobe requirements.
"I mean, being a zombie is simple - just shuffle around, moan and eat human brains."
I smirked and said, "Well, then, you'd be a natural...that's two thirds of what you do now."
He made a face at me and muttered under his breath. "Bah. I don't moan."
Saturday, February 6, 2010
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cafffeeeeeiiiinnnnnnnnneeee.....
kaaaawwwwfeeeeeeee....
Modern zombie cries, anyone?
The other day, I had to check myself from saying this to a student: "I'm hungrier than a brain sucking zombie dining at the Democratic National Convention".
Almost said it....
To Zombia or not to Zombie.
See Ya
Zombie works, as long as I get COFFEEEEEEEEEEE :-)
Carteach0:
Now you've planted a seed. How will I resist using that before my slavering community college American Government students tomorrow?
Hardly a worry, they won't get it.
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