Saturday, February 6, 2010

braiiiiiiins!

This morning, Mike and I had one of those "which would you rather be, a vampire or a zombie?" discussions that tend to happen before either of you have had enough coffee. Mike thinks that being a vampire sounds too difficult, what with the allergy to sunlight, undead politics and the dandified emo wardrobe requirements.

"I mean, being a zombie is simple - just shuffle around, moan and eat human brains."

I smirked and said, "Well, then, you'd be a natural...that's two thirds of what you do now."

He made a face at me and muttered under his breath. "Bah. I don't moan."

5 comments:

On a Wing and a Whim said...

cafffeeeeeiiiinnnnnnnnneeee.....

kaaaawwwwfeeeeeeee....

Modern zombie cries, anyone?

Carteach said...

The other day, I had to check myself from saying this to a student: "I'm hungrier than a brain sucking zombie dining at the Democratic National Convention".

Almost said it....

Anonymous said...

To Zombia or not to Zombie.

See Ya

Old NFO said...

Zombie works, as long as I get COFFEEEEEEEEEEE :-)

Ed Rasimus said...

Carteach0:

Now you've planted a seed. How will I resist using that before my slavering community college American Government students tomorrow?

Hardly a worry, they won't get it.