Tuesday, July 27, 2010

I must atone.

You are 21% hippie.
 

You're not in the lowest bracket of non-hippie-hood, but you're close. I advise a field trip to a food co-op or a farmer's market. Do a few interviews and take notes, because there will be a quiz next week to see if you've learned anything.

Are you a hippie?
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32 comments:

Eric said...

Wow, I scored 0!

"Ok, you conservative soul. Do you even believe in global warming? Loosen that necktie a little, and try some organic food. It actually does taste better. And go to a farmer's market--they're fun."

Word verification: pingling

Fred said...

8%
I'm lactose intolerant, so I say it's biased. (and I bike everywhere...)

Bob said...

I got 3%, the narrative same as Eric's.

DixieLaurel said...

I got a big fat meat consuming, earth-hating ZERO!

Andrew said...

11%

The results may be a little skewed though, since many questions didn't have an answer I liked!

John B said...

49% Someone shoot me please...
I don't drink, mostly drug free.
can I help it if I make good money at ren faires?

haskovec said...

19%, it told me the same thing as you.

On a Wing and a Whim said...

I only got 32%; clearly, it's biased. But it told me the same thing as you - which is silly, because I already regularly go to farmer's markets. And there was no option for biking seasonally, or chores or hiking for exercise - whatever conception of hippie they have desperately needs to get out of the city center and off the grid for a while!

When we make a gunblogger meetup with you, ask my Calmer Half about the time I dragged him to the Girdwood Forest Festival, indignantly proclaiming that his hatred of hippies was irrational and founded on not knowing 'em.

Jay G said...

"You are 0% hippie."

And that was WITH my almond milk...

Breda, put down the love beads and the hookah and get to the range...

skidmark said...

You are 0% hippie.

At last, one of those on-line quizes that comes up with an accurate response.

Breda, I think it is the lack of gunpowder smoke that skewed your response. Somehow the fumes are detectable even over the internet. Try the quiz again after a range session.

stay safe.

wv = imaxibl: you can't get a higher score than that.

BUFF_dragon said...

WTF!!!!
I got 19%
but there were some answers that didn't really work for me....
I live on a farm, and recycling means we have a burn barrel and burn everything we can to not have to make as many trips to the dump so often....
but my wife drive's a truck that'll spit enough soot to blot out the sun, my tractor will spew smoke when I want it to.... I look at having cattle more as a 'prepper' thing... my beef is on the hoof instead of in the freezer

CircuitGizmo said...

0%, thank God. 1% to 2% and I'd have to go dump some barrels of radioactive waste into a nature preserve in order to feel better. 3% or God forbid higher and I'd have to pick 10 animals and make them extinct by drowning them all in crude oil and trans-fats.

OrangeNeck said...

I'm 3%. I knew I was a Threeper!

Ed Skinner said...

I got the same score -- but there was a time...
Then I discovered there are people out there who take pleasure in hurting others.
Sweet innocence, I do miss you.

JD said...

6%. . . I need more range time. Guess the blogger shoot is just in time to save me!

John Richardson said...

I'm a 3 percenter as well. Must be a reaction to living near the hippie capital of North Carolina - Asheville.

Bubblehead Les. said...

1%, but only because I don't own a SUV or Hummer, so I guess my 4x4 Chevy Pickup doesn't count.

DirtCrashr said...

There is just so much of the Quiz that is inadequate, like "What is freecycle?" - It's a way to leave your filthy smelly used crap on the street for bums to pick-up instead of at the City Dump.
Or, "When you have children, how will you carry them?" - Carry?? Don't they have legs?

I couldn't figure the transportation out either - I guess hippies don't know what a truck is.
I got a Zero. There was a time I would have scored higher.

Groundhog said...

0% and proud of it! Huzaaah!

Knitebane said...

No gunny questions? Pointless!

But I still got a big zero.

:)

PPPP said...

You are 12% hippie.

Same message Eric got.

I think it was the recycling question that got me. We actually do recycle, but mostly because we're cheap, and we only have to have our household trash dumped once a month, so it costs less.

Sake said...

Scored 62, and was surprised. That it was that low, that is. ;)

My police officer brother-in-law teased me about being a hippie the third or fourth time we met. It was the second time I'd happened to be wearing my favorite tie-dye t-shirt material dress with the long skirt and patch pockets in his presence. So I told him it was in his honor, of course. ;P

Okay, I *do* carry a revolver for self protection. And I am pro-life. And I eat meat. (And I take showers. Regularly.) ;) But I'm also a human rights activist of thirty-plus years standing, recycle, walk instead of driving when possible, and refuse to buy non-free-range chickens or eat foi-gras. So the hippie percentage is definitely there, and I'm *proud* of it. ;)

instinct said...

Got 0%

100% Regan Conservative here. Even have my 'Those Shirts' Celebrate Diversity T-shirt too.

Zendo Deb said...

I got 2%.
must have misunderstood something

Nacra said...

4% hippie?!? If I can find that $4, I'd beat it senseless!

I knew reading that Cowboy Poetry would come back to bite me.

Crustyrusty said...

LOL 8%, same as Fred, including the lactose intolerance.

Zdogk9 said...

Dab a little bit of Hoppe's #9 behind your ears, and drink some sour mash.

kentuckycountryboy said...

I'm a new commenter, please cut me some slack.

I got 0%

Can someone please explain to me what farmers markets have to do with hippies? My family sells at our local farmers market and I have seen very few hippies. The questions were total crap though.

BUFF_dragon said...

Apparently we have different kinda Farmers Markets than they do in other places.....

I'm also from KY, there is a WHOLE DIFFERENT WORLD between the farmers market in Cynthiana and the market in Lexington though... but its still not got alot of hippies....

minimedic said...

15%

Only becaue because I recycle and I know what "free-cycling" is, even though I don't participate in it.

Beaumont said...

11%, maybe because we do recycle. Also don't see hippies at the farmers' markets along the Hwy. 321corridor. The downtown Knox market, tho, is definitely a hippie craft fair.

lee n. field said...

My brother and I looked at this, and decided the milk question doesn't go high enough. I use half&half, and he uses whipping cream for what most people use milk for.

Likewise, "I'm a veg" needs to go up to "meat only".