Guess what, kids? While our dear leader was on his sixth vacation of the year, Iranian President I'm-a-Dinner-Jacket revealed his shiny new toy - conveniently labeled "bomber jet" on its side just in case anyone missed the fact that ol' Mahmoud went and got himself a BOMBER JET. And it's big! and it's gold! (wow, what is this guy compensating for?) Anyway...amidst confetti, applause and one of the strangest examples of military stagecraft* I've ever seen, he proclaimed it to be, "the messenger of salvation and dignity for humanity.”
So, for those who aren't fluent in Sharia-ese, allow me to translate that for you:
"Islam or die, bitches."
*In Iran, only the bombs get unveiled.