Guess what, kids? While our dear leader was on his sixth vacation of the year, Iranian President I'm-a-Dinner-Jacket revealed his shiny new toy - conveniently labeled "bomber jet" on its side just in case anyone missed the fact that ol' Mahmoud went and got himself a BOMBER JET. And it's big! and it's gold! (wow, what is this guy compensating for?) Anyway...amidst confetti, applause and one of the strangest examples of military stagecraft* I've ever seen, he proclaimed it to be, "the messenger of salvation and dignity for humanity.”
So, for those who aren't fluent in Sharia-ese, allow me to translate that for you:
"Islam or die, bitches."
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*In Iran, only the bombs get unveiled.
Sunday, August 22, 2010
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Don't worry, Islam is the religion of peace.....
4 meters long and a range of 620 miles? It can just about carry a matchbook across the living room.
Carry 4 cruise missiles? It's barely a cruise missile itself...
They have correctly evaluated Obama as a fool and a coward.
Congratulations Iran, You've re-discovered the V1.
Welcome to 1944.
What robert said. And Islam or die? They seem to have forgotten that third option.
Unfortunately, as we mock them, they are planning to kill us all.
All it's missing is a saddle so Ahmasmadashell can ride it like Slim Pickens...
You would think that after the Persians blew it at Marathon, lost at Thermopilye, got their head handed to them by Alexander, were penned in by Rome, overpowered by Mohammed, nearly eradicated by the Mongols, easily added to the British Empire, tried to side with the Nazis and come out ahead by changing their name to Iran while the Americans were coming in from the South while the Russians came in from the North; that just because Jimmy the Appeaser Carter allowed the Ayahtolla Assahola to come home, that their miserable piece of shit crap "Nation" is the greatest Empire since Cyrus the Great started his conquest? What in the name of History gave these bunch of Women Stoners, Foreign Kidnappers, Suicide Bombing, Mahdi Army/Hesbolla supporting scumbags the right to tell the Civilized World how to act? Lord, if they get their hands on the Bomb, May they send it those who want to reach out and try to "Open a Meaningful Dialogue" with this pack of scum.
I dis-believe. That thing isn't a "bomber", it is a missile (pos. nuke) with enough range to target Isreal. Painting "Bomber Jet" on the side is a (not very good) dodge that we've seen from that end of the world before. Remember the bombed out factory where all the Iraqis were running around in labcoats with "BABY MILK FACTORY" printed on the back in English during Desert Storm?
s
If the stated range of 1000km/ 620mi is accurate it doesn't have the range to reach Israel if launched from within the current borders of Iran.
Things being what they are in the Arab world I suspect they are OVER stating it's capabilities rather than understating them.
No stealth features whatever on it. Something tells I that if it got close it'd be easy shooting for any air defense system worth considering. Never mind that if Iran tried it they'd be glowing in the dark three hours later.
Jim
We will fight them, sonner or later. If we wait too long, we will lose.
"Bomber Jet"??
(squints)
Are you SURE that doesn't say, "ACME"??
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