Tuesday, August 3, 2010

This just in!

Paranoid, vagina obsessed, coke head lip-synch artist (and notoriously bad dresser) protests state bill that she has never read!

13 comments:

Mike W. said...

oh don't be so hard on her, she's just emulating her Congresscritters!

And "steal my creativity through my vagina?!" Seriously? What the hell is wrong with this woman?

Lissa said...

Woman? I always figured she was an alien, Men-in-Black style.

lee n. field said...

Let me guess before I look: Cynthia McKinney?

Jay G said...

You really need to stop holding everything in, Breda. We never know what you're thinking...

Gator said...

lip-synch artist? Now that hurts.

LPF said...

You forgot 'former stripper'...

CalvinsMom said...

Isn't she the one with the peen?

Divemedic said...

Of course she doesn't want to close the border. How else is she to get her cocaine at a reasonable price?

What I do not understand is why we care what some artist thinks about laws, geopolitical events, or anything else that doesn't directly pertain to the entertainment industry, illicit drugs, or casual sex. What else do they have experience with?

sarahandmom said...

I didn't know that the va-jay-jay held such magical powers - or was an escape route for creativity, for that matter.

Now I know, and all because a brilliant, deep-thinking celebrity told me so.

-Sarah

PPPP said...

"...steal my creativity through my vagina."

Can't steal what you don't have.

I'm just sayin . .



And Blogger agrees with me.

WV = yessess

minimedic said...

I'm still speechless at that "steal my creativity through my vagina" qoute.

Seriously, was she high during this interview?

Atomic Nerds said...

". "And I said, ‘you really think that us dumb [expletive] pop stars are going to collapse the economy in Arizona?"

...that is the single most intelligent thing I have ever heard from a celebrity. It's a pity the rest is such standard idiotic pap and drivel, but I have to give points for prescience where due.

-Stingray

bluesun said...

She was just voted onto the "Best Dressed" list.

I laughed.