I called Mike at work this morning, after I had gotten my usual news fix.
Me: "Um...did you happen to look at Drudge this morning?"
Mike: "No, why?"
Me, sighing : "Just look."
I heard a bit of clicking as he found the page, and then...
..."Oh, great. The bad guys have Dr. Evil and all we have to save us is Pee Wee Herman."