Mike, who has learned that sometimes my morning braindump can be somewhat disjointed and nonsensical: "Okay..."
me, giggling: "Well, I'd go as an Elmer Fudd-esque hunter, but on crutches because I'd have my leg all wrapped up in bloody bandages. With maybe a toy rifle. And you could go dressed as a grizzly, carrying a bear trap with a fake bloody partial leg caught in it."
Mike, incredulous: "......"
me: "What? It'd be funny!"
Mike, pouring me coffee: "If you say so..."
I think he's just upset that he has to be the bear.
And proving that I'm not the only monopod with a weird sense of humor...author, motivational speaker, paralympian, and funny guy Josh Sundquist showed off his Halloween costume on Facebook: