Mike, who has learned that sometimes my morning braindump can be somewhat disjointed and nonsensical: "Okay..."
me, giggling: "Well, I'd go as an Elmer Fudd-esque hunter, but on crutches because I'd have my leg all wrapped up in bloody bandages. With maybe a toy rifle. And you could go dressed as a grizzly, carrying a bear trap with a fake bloody partial leg caught in it."
Mike, incredulous: "......"
me: "What? It'd be funny!"
Mike, pouring me coffee: "If you say so..."
I think he's just upset that he has to be the bear.
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And proving that I'm not the only monopod with a weird sense of humor...author, motivational speaker, paralympian, and funny guy Josh Sundquist showed off his Halloween costume on Facebook:
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Am I the only one who heard "Not my gumdrop buttons!" when I saw that picture.
Breda, that's a great idea!
DaddyBear beat me to it!
That's funny enough that I'd actually get into costume for it, were you more closely located. Stop being a wet blanket, Mike!
-Stingray
That's funny enough I'd *make* the costumes for it.
How about if he dressed up like a Monty-Python-and-the-Holy-Grail-bunny version of Bugs Bunny?
Interesting take there Breda, and I can imagine the expressions from those who don't know you :-)
MontyG is close, but not the vicious bunny. The costume would be the Black Knight..."You just knicked me. It's only a flesh wound..."
I could only feel sorry for the permanently psychically damaged kiddies who appeared at your front door to first encounter you and then the Bear.
wv: "costme"-- an outfit without U in it.
Would it help if you told Mike he could modify the bear costume to be a wookie suit, afterwards?
Or you could be the zombie version-- Little Dead riding Hood and he could be the wolf carrying the chomped-on leg. Or a woodsman with an axe. Both zombies, of course.
Your ideas are adorable, and yeah, would definitely win contests. I love the Gingerman, too. :)
We crippled-up types find humor in things that make normal people look at us with an odd expression. Wait, they did that before the wreck, too....
Too hilarious! He's a lemonade maker.
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