Call the reference desk and request Jersey Shore, Season One on DVD.
I'm going on day 4 of being point (wo)man at the reference desk, & for two of those I've been flying solo. I don't know whether to scream or cry.
Oh, and...NO, THE 1040 INSTRUCTION BOOKLETS HAVEN'T COME IN YET.
Also? Ctrl+Alt+Del. Ctrl+Alt+Del. Ctrl+Alt+Del. How hard is it to press 3 buttons simultaneously? Seriously, people.
Brushing your teeth would also be appreciated. (Yes, you, Mr. Close Talker.) Thank you.