Monday, January 31, 2011

How to break a librarian's heart in one easy step:

Call the reference desk and request Jersey Shore, Season One on DVD.

I'm going on day 4 of being point (wo)man at the reference desk, & for two of those I've been flying solo. I don't know whether to scream or cry.

Oh, and...NO, THE 1040 INSTRUCTION BOOKLETS HAVEN'T COME IN YET.

Also? Ctrl+Alt+Del. Ctrl+Alt+Del. Ctrl+Alt+Del. How hard is it to press 3 buttons simultaneously? Seriously, people.

Brushing your teeth would also be appreciated. (Yes, you, Mr. Close Talker.) Thank you.

7 comments:

bgeek said...

So...do y'all have Jersey Shore: The Book?

Mike W. said...

Can you get me the DVD? I want to look at Snooki's boobs...

Brushing your teeth would also be appreciated. (Yes, you, Mr. Close Talker.) Thank you.

You could always keep those listerine breath strips on your desk for such situations.

NYEMT said...

I'm fundamentally opposed to book-burnings...but I'm almost sure I could see my way to an exemption for Whatshername's "novel". Maybe a nice bonfire on the beach...

BobG said...

"How hard is it to press 3 buttons simultaneously?"

Hell, some of those people can't count to 21 without taking off their shoes and dropping their pants.

Ed Rasimus said...

Snooki released her (auto)biography last week. Should be as deep, insightful and informative as Justin Bieber's.

lee n. field said...

Nothing like dealing with the public. Unless it's dealing with relatives who need tech support.

Old NFO said...

Hang in there Breda... Hang in there...