Tomorrow morning, I'll be leaving for Annapolis, MD with my best friend Nicole and her friend Gwendy. (actually she goes by Wendy, but her given name is Gwendolyn.)
Gwendy, Nicole and I are going to the Renaissance Faire. Yes, I am a complete geek and yes, there will be photographic evidence, I promise.
I'm going to be away from My Mike for two whole nights. I'm trying to not to think about that because it makes me feel all stressed and lonely when I do. You'd think that after 8 years of marriage I'd be over this silly crush by now.
To distract and amuse myself, I will picture him alone in bed with a number of cats standing over him at 3AM, demanding,
"Where is our mother?"
I'm off to pack!