Ever see the movie Heathers? The character played by Winona Ryder, named Veronica, waded through a sea of Heathers. I was a lot like that, but I grew up in the Era of Jen (Jenny, Jennifer)...there were a lot of them in my class. Throughout grade school, they wrote with personalized pencils and pens, and decorated things with stamps and stickers bearing The Name. I used to ask anyone going to Ireland if they could please, please bring me back anything bearing the name Breda. As it turned out, personalized items were not as popular in Ireland, so no fancy pencils for me.
Thanks to modern technology, the internets, and the world becoming a smaller place every day, I have found the ultimate item bearing my name: