Like peanut butter jelly

Librarians and hobos, it's a meme. Or something.

(&, no - we don't offer lotion. However, there is hand sanitizer available at the reference desk, though I've heard it stings like a bitch.)

Thanks to Jim Treacher, who is awesome and sent this to me on Facebook!

that's not lint.

Please. Use soap.

And don't even get me started on eyelash mites. Gah.

that'll teach me

Note to self: When reading local news, try to resist the urge to research every last detail lest your wikiwander makes you aware of certain uncomfortable facts, such as Mrs. Kucinich's tongue piercing.

Ack.

I'm sure I'll regret watching this right before bed.

Hey, why should I keep the nightmares all to myself? I'm a giver.

Gah.

What caliber for octopodes?

(They're going to figure out how to build some sort of reverse scuba apparatus ANY DAY NOW, I just know it. And you think you need to worry about zombies!?)